10: But I thought my appointment was with the Senator.

9: Here’s some reading material for you – our 300-page annual report.

8: How much of a campaign contribution did your boss get to vote against (or for) this bill?

7: I assume you know all about HR 1234.

6: No, I don’t have an appointment, but I promise I’ll only take 30 minutes of your time.

5: No, I don’t really need anything specific.

4: We have 10 (or more) people in our group.

3: What you’re telling me can’t be right. I heard Stephen Colbert on the Late Show say otherwise.

2: What do you mean we have to stand in the hall?

1: No, I’m not a constituent. I just thought you’d be interested in what I have to say.